Deal Day Script

 

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A wife walks into her living room where her husband is

sitting on the couch in sweats eating cereal out of an

enormous mixing bowl. He's watching TV, isn't showered,

and has terrible bed head.                                                            Wife: Why aren't you ready for work?

 

                                                                                                     Husband: I don't work on holidays.

 

Cut to shot of wife.                                                                       Wife: What holiday is observed today?

 

Cut to shot of husband.                                                               Husband: Uh...hello...it's Deal Day.

 

Cut to shot of wife.                                                                       Wife: Deal Day?

 

Cut to shot of husband.                                                               Husband: Everyone knows that people skip work today and deal on a vehicle at

                                                                                                                   Generic Auto.

 

Cut to shot of wife.                                                                      Wife: Isn't every day Deal Day at Generic Auto?

 

Cut to shot of husband.                                                              Husband: Well, yeah, but today is too.

 

Cut to shot of wife.                                                                     Wife: Sounds made up.

 

Cut to shot of both. Husband stands and walks toward             Husband: It's not. Have fun working, I'll be observing Deal Day at Generic Auto.

the door. After he finishes his line, he exits and shuts the

door.

 

After a second, he comes back into the house and says

his next line.                                                                               Husband: I should probably shower first.

 

Shot of the store with store and website info.                            Voiceover: Come celebrate Deal Day at Generic Auto in Anytown or at Generic Auto dot                                                                                                                           com.

 

 

 

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